Never Purchase Texas from a Cowboy

Never ever Buy Texas from the Cowboy Words

My granny had a saying: “Without humps, there would be no recovering from.” You pay money for everything you get, (Oooh) And rarely get everything you purchase. (never ever gone to school) Life’s filled with downs and ups You got to get your personal high ground mom Wit is the connection. (Oh) make use of it for the security. (Oh oh. Oh!)

(Mother Wit is perhaps all you obtain in your exist) you have to dancing to it once you get it done (She never inform you just how to live your love life) merely a small discernment ended up being her only recommendation (Da-da da da, ba-da-da da da da da) it isn’t this kind of mean old world (Da-da da da, ba-da-da da da da da)

Chorus To be delighted but cool, (delighted but funky) come to life and obtain spunky, (come to life to get spunky) Da da da da da da da, (Ha da da da da da da) and you will never ever purchase Texas from a cowboy rather than purchase a bridge (and do not buy a bridge) if you are in Brooklyn. (as long as you’re in Brooklyn)

Oooh, I became raised on a farm Way back up within the forests With thirteen kids Never visited school ? Mother Wit, she called “Never gone to college” is not any cause to be a trick

Chorus To be delighted but cool, (pleased but funky) come to life and acquire spunky, (come to life to get spunky) Da da da da da da da, (da da da da da da da da da da da) and you should never ever purchase Texas from a cowboy, (from a cowboy) And never ever buy A bridge (and not obtain a bridge) as long as you’re in Brooklyn. (if you are in Brooklyn)

Mom Wit is all you have, you’ve got to trust your funk. (x3)

Through it, don’t do it if you can’t dance! Whenever you can dancing and acquire right through to it, take action!

When explanation simply do not make no feeling, you’ve got to make use of your funk When utilization of feeling is certainly not sufficient, you need to make use of your funk Though mom Wit is really types of nonsense, it can help you throughout the hump!

If you fail to dance to it, do not do so! But, if you’re able to dancing and obtain right through to it, then do it deary!

Yippee yipee yipee yeah yipee yeah that is tai-yai

If you fail to dancing to it, do not take action! But then do it if you can dance and get through to it!

In your life that is live your real time life) Mother Wit is perhaps all you can get in your love life. (In your love life) Hey!

Chorus To be pleased but cool, (become delighted but cool) come to life and acquire spunky, (stand out to get spunky) Da da da da da da da, (da da da da da da) and you will never ever purchase Texas from a cowboy and buy a bridge never (and do not purchase a bridge) if you are in Brooklyn. (as long as you’re in Brooklyn) (x4)

Then do it, then do it if you think you can dance to it, get to it, get to it If you think you can dance and get through to it!

Oooh, never ever purchase a bridge if you are in Brooklyn Oooh

Then do it if you think you can dance and get through to it! Get it done! Oh, do so, deary! In the past!

Chorus To be delighted but cool, (Oooh) stand out and get da da da da da And you might never purchase Texas from the cowboy and do not purchase (Oooh, and not buy a bridge) a connection while you are in Brooklyn. (if you are in Brooklyn. Oooh!)

(mom Wit is perhaps all you receive in your exist.) You have to dancing to it whenever it is done by you(never ever inform you find-bride how exactly to live your love life.) Only a small discernment ended up being her only recommendation

In your real time life In your love life!

In your love life!

In the past up into the forests (In your love life) Long ago! Never ever been to college In your real time life

Never ever gone to college In your real time life mom Wit is whatever you enter your real time life

Mom Wit! It really is all that you have In your reside very long, your live long live long live long real time endurance

In the past Mother Wit extends back Hey hey throughout your live life Hey! To be delighted but cool!

Chorus To be happy but funky stand out and get spunky, (stand out to get spunky) Da da da da da da da, (da) and you should never ever purchase Texas from a cowboy, (Ooh!) And never purchase (in the past!) a connection as long as you’re in Brooklyn. (Oooh!) (x3)